Euro-Wanna-Be
I got this from my friend Chris a while back as his way to inject absurdity into an otherwise “normal” email update.
HOW EURO-WANNA-BE ARE YOU, ANYWAY?
1. When you want water at a restaurant, do you order…
a) Perrier
b) San Pellegrino Sparkling Water
c) “l’acqua minerale”
d) “melty ice”
2. Your favorite type of cheese is…
a) Gouda
b) Camembert
c) capra valtellina
d) “that orange kind that comes in squares”
3. Which sport would keep you up until 3am?
a) Futbol
b) Futbol
c) Futbol
d) crystal meth
4. Which is your ideal retirement location?
a) a villa in Nice
b) a small farm in the Tuscan hills
c) a chalet just outside Zurich
d) anywhere within stroller’s distance to the bingo hall
SCORING
If you answered a) to all of the above, get a passport.
If you answered b) to all of the above (which I did), get a grip.
If you answered c) to all of the above, get a lobotomy.
If you answered d) to all of the above, get you a stereo and warm beer and proudly play you some Skynyrd at top volume, cos you are the white in Red, White, and Blue, muthafukk!
For the record, I believe you are discriminating about crack users (you know about that Sam) for staying up late. Also, if you answered A or B you’re a pinko communist who should become an expatriot and drink yourself to death in a crappy parisian bread shoppe.